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Jim: “So when do we blow up the house with the science project?” (The girl’s lab science kit came in the mail this week.)
Kylie: “So French is basically just mumbling everything you say.”
Taryn: (Mid-sentence on the phone with her boyfriend), “Is that – EWWWW, YUCKY!!! What is that?!? Is that cat throw up outside? Is that GUTS?!?” (Drama Queen)
Nolan: “Everyone at school already knows my name. I’m the only Nolan. Everyone knows who I am.”
Hayley: “When I was little, I thought a concubine was a spikey chestnut that fell from a tree.”
Jim: “Are you gonna wash your hair today? It looks like you stuffed your whole head in a tube sock and slept in it.” (Yes, he said that to me.)
Me: (Watching people on TV trying to catch Kangaroos and check their babies) “So after they catch them in the net, why do they want someone to come pull their tails – so the baby comes out?”